Health and fitness a massive con
Your clothes have corporate logos on
The gym you pantheon
Keep their regime and your soul's gone
The reaper hangs around looking at all that you do
He raises his scythe points his bony finger at you
You got to look him in the eye and tell him f*ck you
The big dirt nap ain't something im gonna do
They want your drugs and they don't like your drink
Social media instructs you how to think
You don't follow their way and your the missing link
It's all gone tits and down the kitchen sink
The reaper hangs around looking at all that you do
He raises his scythe points his bony finger at you
You got to look him in the eye and tell him f*ck you
The big dirt nap ain't something im gonna do
Escape the rat race go to an old pub
See a live band eat some dodgy looking grub
Enjoy the beer garden piss in the shrubs
Lights come on you might get a rub
The reaper hangs around looking at all that you do
He raises his scythe points his bony finger at you
You got to look him in the eye and tell him f*ck you
The big dirt nap ain't something im gonna do
Time is running out i know it can't last
Everything should be a f*ckin blast
When your born they say the die is cast
Its down to free will get off the beaten track