Bad Guru - Zombie Thriller Lyrics

It's like we're stuck in a dream
It's like we're stuck in a scene
I aim to intervene
Bad Guru
Aka The Terminator
Aka Good Will Hunting
Check it

I used to think I wanted to kill myself
Realized I just wanted to kill most everybody else
Do you feel like I do
Life's a zombie thriller
And I'm the Bad Guru
Call me the Zombie Killer

Send my shot through your phone
Sniper dot on your chrome
Slice you up like Michionne
Spike a thought in your dome
Wake you up with a gong
This is Inception, I'm afraid
You've been asleep all along (Give him the kick)

I see the blood that you got on your shirt
I think you've been eating your brains for dessert
You a Starman
Stuff you in a Tesla
Got you leaving the dirt
And make you orbit the Earth

Elon Musk is a perp, right
No body, no crime
That guy is doing it right
I wouldn't mess with that guy

I'm hunting zombies for a living
I got their penicillin
Like the Kamasutra
Got them changing positions
To find a better feeling

Oh
Oh oh oh
Sometimes it feels like we're living in a movie, oh
Oh oh oh
Gotta keep ahead
Gotta flee the fed
Oh God, I peed the bed, oh
Oh oh oh
Sometimes it feels like we're living in a movie
Hate to break it to you
But I'll be late for zombie dinner
We in a zombie thriller

I'm not an aggressive guy
But if you're living a lie
And you don't want to try
I want to see you die

I don't want you to die
I'm like Sam Harris
I want you to wake up
I want you to try
Come on and hear this

I see the look we got on our faces
Running 'round the track
I think it's making us racist

The secret to life
Is on a need to know basis
If you're stuck in a stasis
Better find what amazes

Or step off or get hurt
The way I'm spitting my verse
It's like I'm spitting a curse
You better Uber a hearse

Come on and do your worse
Get you so excited
Warning: You will burst
If we converse

In your cubicle, living for your vacay
Shitty living, got you acting cray cray
Looking into your eyes
I see you're dead inside
Without a doubt
Is that a cigarette in your mouth
Oh no, Zombie

Oh
Oh oh oh
Sometimes it feels like we're living in a movie, oh
Oh oh oh
Gotta keep ahead
Gotta flee the fed
Oh God, I peed the bed, oh
Oh oh oh
Sometimes it feels like we're living in a movie
Hate to break it to you
But I'll be late for zombie dinner
We in a zombie thriller

They want to take a pound of my flesh
I take a bat to their chest
Hit them with the cardiac arrest
Make them contemplate their death

Cuz you know you're going to die, right
I know that thought can terrify, right
Like if Hillary Clinton gave it another try, right

Don't need to worry about death
If you never live
Risking nothing is riskier
Than giving all you got to give
Because you get my shiv

Oh
Oh oh oh
Sometimes it feels like we're living in a movie, oh
Oh oh oh
Gotta keep ahead
Gotta flee the fed
Oh God, I peed the bed, oh
Oh oh oh
Sometimes it feels like we're living in a movie
Hate to break it to you
But I'll be late for zombie dinner
We in a zombie thriller

Are you a masochist
Are you a slave
Are you waiting for your master's kiss

Can you dance to this
If you ain't in a trance
Keep avoiding those zombie lips

It's the Apocalypso
Get the door
Keep them from comin' in
They carnivores
On your tip-toes

I got that epic flow
Apocalyptic but lyrical
My flow's so sick
I know

I got the gift of revelation
Open up your mind with lacerations
Give you a bloody education

It's so easy
Killing zombies with a lightsaber
Checking zombies off my blacklist
Just call me James Spader