bananam - this song isnt about one piece Lyrics

I just scammed a scammer, I think his name was Iund Kumar
Just switched to cricket and they texting me like baby Kubar
Got scammed by a self-checkout machine it went too far
I just robbed an ATM and drove off in my new car

I just shot a fat jit and told him to get up
They getting pissed cause I won't let em' f*ck
I just scammed a defensive back named Ha Ha Clinton-Dix
Just scammed a trick-or-treater for some f*cking pixie sticks

I'm sick and tired of jits saying they swipe boy you big capping
Used to get the PS for the low but I quit trapping
Slapped yo face and that shit caused a f*cking chain reaction
They banned my PayPal cause I made too many transactions

Can't throw a ball, call you Barkevious Mingo
Just killed an old lady cause she beat me in bingo
Playing with balls like Giannis Antetokounmpo
I wanted some school lunch but they only had sloppy joes

When a bitch come over I always say, Welcome to Moe's
My dad mad as hell cause I stole his suit and tied bow
Scamming on the phone while I'm watching Life with Louie
Running from the ops like Michael Hoomanawanui

Paid a hundred for yo jacket I think it's pink dolphin
I barely looked the Backwood and this bitch keep coughing
Just finessed a jit for a band now he keep calling
They tryna stop my dribble nah bitch I'ma keep balling

Walk in Verizon and they selling iPhone X's
I got bout' twenty callers on me stacked like Tetris
Tryna scam some slime but I heard that shit was sorta gooey
I heard yo bitch be floating and I'm tryna see some f*cking booty