Bawdy - Tiny Might Lyrics

It's mental how I'm hung like a lentil
Packing only four yet bagging a ten daily
I'm diving in like Tom Daley
Don't try defame or size shame me
I'm cocky coz I'm carved out like a Greek god statue
My pocket-sized surprise's coming at you
You'll see my size in the V&A
Everybody stares when I get T&A with my dwarf like DNA
I'm getting oiled and soiled by your insta crush
Rush, try to keep up, small is nimble I'm hung like a thimble
You can't fat shame what I got, it's not a lot
Got rid of the excess now just next level sex

One0 inches, nope
Nine inches, gross
Eight inching I'm wincing
Seven ain't heaven and six is just boring
Five you want more so drop four in
Who measures love with a ruler anyway?
She'll take a FourxFour any day

Forget the motion of the ocean
I cause commotion without lotion
Flip it around I go in easy
Any peach I'm getting greasy
I ain't easy I'm hard like Call of Duty
Stiff like it's a lipstick
Pucker up its just a little prick
Injecting in your memories
That one time you came like Seven times
Over a size that looked like a sex crime
But I'm fully grown
You get ready to groan you I own you
The size of a key I put you on lock
Get ready to lick a mini monster cock

I'm the biggest of the smallest
My meat ain't the tallest
But I'm sharp like a knife
Thin and precise
I'm bringing ecstasy when I'm tickling your ex, you see
Bro, go coz when I'm tearing up your sisters
This Mr's got a list of twisted fisted girls
Kid watch what the kiss did
She's hypnotised by my slender size
I come in a trim fit and I'll come in wherever I see fit
Wait, she's fit that's my next bit
But can she micro manage?

I'm not Johnny Sins
But I'm ready for the seven sins of centimetres
Breaking the rules and being the mini ruler
Wait, did he drool her?
It's how I work it
It's the perfect fit
Precision targeting on the next ting
Small, small, small, I never hit a wall
I hit tens drive em round the bends
When they come my ends, it never ends
Few inches long but I'm never wrong
You can keep your schlong
I'm busy with your mum then on the next one
How's your sister been? Tell her I said hi
She's on the next guy I'll give your wife a try

One0 inches, nope
Nine inches, gross
Eight inching I'm wincing
Seven ain't heaven and six is just boring
Five you want more so drop four in
Who measures love with a ruler anyway?
She'll take a FourxFour any day

Go pinch yourself
I'm about to inch yourself
I'm the clit bandit
And it does fit wherever you wanna put it
I'm vibrating, like your girl's phone
Whenever she's alone
I'm putting the S&M in her SMS
Texting and sexting it's the best thing
I'm looking for a size queen
And that size been smaller than your average
Scoring way out of my weight class
You got a nice arse
Get ready for

One0 inches, nope
Nine inches, gross
Eight inching I'm wincing
Seven ain't heaven and six is just boring
Five you want more so drop four in
Who measures love with a ruler anyway?
She'll take a FourxFour any day

Go pinch yourself
I'm about to inch yourself
I'm the clit bandit
And it does fit wherever you wanna put it
I'm vibrating, like your girl's phone
Whenever she's alone
I'm putting the S&M in her SMS
Texting and sexting it's the best thing
I'm looking for a size queen
And that size been smaller than your average
Scoring way out of my weight class
You got a nice arse
Get ready for

One0 inches, nope
Nine inches, gross
Eight inching I'm wincing
Seven ain't heaven and six is just boring
Five you want more so drop four in
Who measures love with a ruler anyway?
She'll take a FourxFour any day