[ Featuring Pretzels ]
When you were dumped onto this sphere
When they looked at you
Could they tell what you would be or what you would do?
A lazy genius or a working fool
Is this really the best I can do?
There is no hope, you see
The future is looking grim
The future was here before you were born
Too straight for freaks
Too weird for the squares
Keep working hard because everyone cares
Can you learn the secret rules or will your mind scream, "Cancel me!"?
