The Ben 'Jammers' - Miss Wilson Lyrics

Me father once told me when I was a lad
Get a fatty in church and your ma will be sad
You will burn with the devil in the deep pits of hell
But then I saw Miss Wilson and just said O well

Miss Wilson Miss Wilson your tits are so grand
Miss Wilson Miss Wilson their the best in the land
See the lengths I would go through for you
I would burn with the devil and get pitchforked too

Me mother sent me to an old boarding school
Where I was made to feel like a fool
They said touching myself is a very bad thing
But I could not help it I just had to sin

Miss Wilson Miss Wilson your arse is so fine
Miss Wilson Miss Wilson you really are devine
See the lengths I would go through for you
I would burn with the devil and get pitchforked too

I met a young lass at a quaint country fair
She was very curvaceous with strawberry blonde hair
I shouted your name when we were making love
She almost sent me to the lord up above

Miss Wilson Miss Wilson your lips are like nectar
Miss Wilson Miss Wilson your the perfect trifecta
See the lengths I would go through for you
I would burn with the devil and get pitchforked too

Although I am older my memories hold true
Though your tits may be saggy and your arse droopy too
I still get a chubby when thinking of you
So i made this song as a tribute to you

Miss Wilson Miss Wilson its you i demand
Miss Wilson Miss Wilson im at your command
See the lengths I would go through for you
I would burn with the devil and get pitchforked too

Miss Wilson Miss Wilson its you i demand
Miss Wilson Miss Wilson im at your command
See the lengths i would go through for you
I would burn with the devil and get pitchforked too

Miss Wilson Miss Wilson i hereby do vow
Miss Wilson Miss Wilson im yours forever now
Do you see the lengths i will go through for you
I will burn with the devil and get pitchforked too