This is a spoken word poem by me
First name Big
Last name Bisgo
One day I was walkin down the street
And I saw Christopher Walken
And I said
"Hey yo what's up my big boy"
And he said
"Who the f*ck are you"
So then I punched him in the face and ran away real speedy like
And then exactly 16 minuets later
A white van pulled up to me
The doors pulled open and a man shouted
"yo kid get in my van I've got candy and Christopher walken"
He thought I was a kid because I was a 34 year old baby faced man with dwarfism
So I yelled back
"No thanks Christopher walkens a douchebag
So the guy said
"K but we still got candy"
And I said
"What kind of candy?"
And he said
"Those little circle thingys that come in the Gingerbread houses"
And I said
"nah those f*ckin suck see ya later nerds"
And then exactly 9 hours later the van pulled up again and the man said "yo we got skittles now"
And I said
"Hell yea"
So I went inside
When I got inside I immediately got punched and then I got tied up with rope
I saw Christopher Walken tied up in the corner probably dead
I called him a douchebag anyway
Then the man came up to me and said call me Uncle Dad
I don't know why since he was neither my uncle nor my dad
I got up and beat the shit out of him because he didn't tie up my feet like a f*cking bozo
I look him in the eye and said
"Where the f*ck are the skittles"
And he said
"We don't have any"
So I said
"YOU FUCKING LIED TO ME"
And he said
"Yes"
So I picked him up with one finger and threw him through the roof
He probably died from the fall idk I wasn't paying attention
Then I got to the driver
I told him to call me Uncle Dad cause I thought it sounded cool
Then I literally ripped his f*cking spine out of his body
So then I walked home with the guys spine, it was like six blocks
Then I heard my mom yelling at my dad
She said
"I cheated on you with your brother and our child isn't yours"
Then I realized the guy I threw told me to call him Uncle Dad cause he was my Uncle and my Dad
Then i went into my room and went to sleep
Thank you for listening to my spoken word poem
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This is a spoken word poem by me
First name Big
Last name Bisgo
One day I was walkin down the street
And I saw Christopher Walken
And I said
"Hey yo what's up my big boy"
And he said
"Who the f*ck are you"
So then I punched him in the face and ran away real speedy like
And then exactly 16 minuets later
A white van pulled up to me
The doors pulled open and a man shouted
"yo kid get in my van I've got candy and Christopher walken"
He thought I was a kid because I was a 34 year old baby faced man with dwarfism
So I yelled back
"No thanks Christopher walkens a douchebag
So the guy said
"K but we still got candy"
And I said
"What kind of candy?"
And he said
"Those little circle thingys that come in the Gingerbread houses"
And I said
"nah those f*ckin suck see ya later nerds"
And then exactly 9 hours later the van pulled up again and the man said "yo we got skittles now"
And I said
"Hell yea"
So I went inside
When I got inside I immediately got punched and then I got tied up with rope
I saw Christopher Walken tied up in the corner probably dead
I called him a douchebag anyway
Then the man came up to me and said call me Uncle Dad
I don't know why since he was neither my uncle nor my dad
I got up and beat the shit out of him because he didn't tie up my feet like a f*cking bozo
I look him in the eye and said
"Where the f*ck are the skittles"
And he said
"We don't have any"
So I said
"YOU FUCKING LIED TO ME"
And he said
"Yes"
So I picked him up with one finger and threw him through the roof
He probably died from the fall idk I wasn't paying attention
Then I got to the driver
I told him to call me Uncle Dad cause I thought it sounded cool
Then I literally ripped his f*cking spine out of his body
So then I walked home with the guys spine, it was like six blocks
Then I heard my mom yelling at my dad
She said
"I cheated on you with your brother and our child isn't yours"
Then I realized the guy I threw told me to call him Uncle Dad cause he was my Uncle and my Dad
Then i went into my room and went to sleep
Thank you for listening to my spoken word poem
First name Big
Last name Bisgo
One day I was walkin down the street
And I saw Christopher Walken
And I said
"Hey yo what's up my big boy"
And he said
"Who the f*ck are you"
So then I punched him in the face and ran away real speedy like
And then exactly 16 minuets later
A white van pulled up to me
The doors pulled open and a man shouted
"yo kid get in my van I've got candy and Christopher walken"
He thought I was a kid because I was a 34 year old baby faced man with dwarfism
So I yelled back
"No thanks Christopher walkens a douchebag
So the guy said
"K but we still got candy"
And I said
"What kind of candy?"
And he said
"Those little circle thingys that come in the Gingerbread houses"
And I said
"nah those f*ckin suck see ya later nerds"
And then exactly 9 hours later the van pulled up again and the man said "yo we got skittles now"
And I said
"Hell yea"
So I went inside
When I got inside I immediately got punched and then I got tied up with rope
I saw Christopher Walken tied up in the corner probably dead
I called him a douchebag anyway
Then the man came up to me and said call me Uncle Dad
I don't know why since he was neither my uncle nor my dad
I got up and beat the shit out of him because he didn't tie up my feet like a f*cking bozo
I look him in the eye and said
"Where the f*ck are the skittles"
And he said
"We don't have any"
So I said
"YOU FUCKING LIED TO ME"
And he said
"Yes"
So I picked him up with one finger and threw him through the roof
He probably died from the fall idk I wasn't paying attention
Then I got to the driver
I told him to call me Uncle Dad cause I thought it sounded cool
Then I literally ripped his f*cking spine out of his body
So then I walked home with the guys spine, it was like six blocks
Then I heard my mom yelling at my dad
She said
"I cheated on you with your brother and our child isn't yours"
Then I realized the guy I threw told me to call him Uncle Dad cause he was my Uncle and my Dad
Then i went into my room and went to sleep
Thank you for listening to my spoken word poem
Writer: Dr BeesMD
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