And all is well it's jolly well I hate myself for nothing
We're dashing down a dingly dell escaped my fate of snuffing
I was young in the front of the car I thought the windscreen couldn't break
When it burst least we didn't get hurt then I was definitely awake
Drive the same way everyday but today we're gonna break that rule
Now we're in the back of an ambulance at least I didn't go to school
And all is well it's jolly well I hate myself for nothing