Going to my job late one night
On my table is a germophilic delight
Old ass man with a terrible cough
Little does he know that gets me off
I wanna f*ck patient zero
I wanna f*ck patient zero
Causing pandemic, he's my hero
He gave me venereal disease
He also gave me epidemic wheeze
Now the rest of humanity dies
'Cause I let death right between my thighs
Zero
I wanna f*ck patient zero
I wanna f*ck patient zero
Spreading pandemic, he's my hero
I wanna f*ck patient zero
I wanna f*ck patient zero
Spreading pandemic, he's my hero