I've blunted my weapon, I had to to get 'em
I've scaled all these castle walls
I've killed lots of men - about a hundred and ten... probably
And I've fought of an endless horde
They say that she'll wake with a slice of this cake
The princess that's laying so still
With a fountain of red I bite off his head
I'm the mimic that waits for the kill
I've laid here for years, been bored almost to tears
A damsel in need of help
I lay in this bed, staying still as if dead
And await unsuspecting young fellas
Oh, here comes another, I can't blow my cover
So I lay here pretending to sleep
I enter the room and I stroll to the bed
It's time to awake-agh
I skin him and eat him instead.
Another new knight, blah blah blah, shining armour
I feel his life essence near
Oh, I swear that this tale won't end where others failed
I'm hoping he makes it here!
It's time to save her (savour)
The Princess, (the Flavour)
I'm finally going to meet (eat) you
I open the door and my body's no more
I soak in the thrill. My head lays here still
The mimic that waits for the kill
A thousand years pass but the legend has lasted
The beautiful sleepin' girl
So many they came and so many were slain
Their blood how it sprayed and swirled
I use GPS now to find the distressed girl
The Google Maps tell me she's here!
I sneak and I peek as he enters the room
I'm really quite hungry
Her stomach is... rumbly
And this was the story of
The mimic that waits for the kill