Blundue - Credit Card Lyrics

People tend to think that I'm rich
And I get it
'Cause I commission artists to draw stuff for me
But it's not really me who's paying for all of it
'Cause my bank account's a bit embarrassing
So should I tell my secret? Should I put on a show?
Here's how I do it if you care to know
I use my mom's
Credit card
For furry art
Can't hold down a job, so I just use my mom's
Yeah her credit card
For furry art
Safe for work or not, I don't intend to stop
Yeah her credit card
For furry art
Can't hold down a job, so I just use my mom's
Yeah her credit card
For furry art
Safe for work or not, I don't intend to stop
Word is on the street, I'm a really cool guy
With my generosity, as I always tip high
Artists open slots, and they wait for my name
Their numbers popping off, I'm their claim to fame
"I heard he's a doctor, he could work in IT
He has to make six figures, with how much he's paying me"
Now those are all lies but it's not your fault
No one can realize, my mom pays for it all
On the dining table, a couple weeks ago
I was quick and able, grabbed her card from down below
Memorized the digits and the CVV
And the expiration date, the rest is history
I may have gone too far, and I know that she will
Notice all these payments on her credit card bill
But I don't feel too bad, she deserved it anyway
She should know I will always get the final say
Credit card
For furry art (Whaaaat?)
Can't hold down a job, so I just use my mom's
Yeah her credit card
For furry art
Safe for work or not, I don't intend to stop
Credit card (Credit card)
For furry art (Furry art)
Can't hold down a job, so I just use my mom's
Yeah her credit card (Credit card)
For furry art (Furry art)
Safe for work or not, I don't intend to stop
Credit card