Emotions betray me; logic doesn't obey me
Reality fails me; but you save me
I'm the henchman-you're the villain
We follow your plan to get batman
Whatever you want with the city
I'm with you-let's make it pay
Call the mayor-we got his daughter
Threaten everybody with a vat of butter
He'll answer the sign-track down us down
We'll fight-we're cowards
I'll do my best with your plan
We know how this ends
A moment of tension, then prison
Until the writers think of something
No friction delays me; no action engages me
Idiocy surrounds me-but you save me