Branden On - Honeymooner Lyrics

Honeymooner, treat your sunburn
Or you're gonna wreck your skin
I know you love the coast of Greece
But how many times have you been?
Honeymooner, there's more to life
Than an all-inclusive Euro cruise
Keep it up and your leathered wrinkles
Will write it all over you

I'd rather leave than get bored
I'd rather take the world for granted than think anymore
I'd rather leave than get bored
And one day I'm not coming back again

Honeymooner, love the pictures
From your three months in the Outback
Looked like you had a grand old time
So it's a shame your hubby didn't make it back
Honeymooner, can't you grieve
Or do you already have your next trip booked?
Did he really get eaten by a dingo?
Can't you see how bad this looks?

I'd rather leave than get bored
I'd rather take the world for granted than think anymore
I'd rather leave than get bored
And one day I'm not coming back again

"Hector, get my lotion," you croak
A sun-tanned boy-toy you found in Roanoke
Back turned, you spill the poison in his rum and coke
But you'll only serve it after he covers your back

I'd rather leave than get bored
I'd rather take the world for granted than think anymore
I'd rather leave than get bored
And one day I'm not coming back again