Look at him Bob, He's suave isn't he
I'm getting inferior just watching him walk in
Lookin' mighty fine in that black velvet Blazer
Check out those shoes
Oh my, that's some fine polished city leather
He's got some sharp features and some side-burns to match
I bet any lady here's bound to call him a catch
He's gotta go
"Hey Polly come here a minute what's up with that guy?"
Polly said she doesn't know but he's just new in town and she finds him real fly
Said she heard rumors that he's some kind of spiritual
But Polly sure don't care cause his charisma is factual
Joe said he's black magic, but I don't believe in that
I'll show him some magic, pull a rabbit outta my hat, ha-ha
Old Man Willow says us boys best be mindin' our own business
I say lets go over there, make him feel mighty helpless
Sweet Lord, I din know that boy can fight like that
Oh sh, here he comes again to finish us off
He's got a swing strong enough to knock out a wolf pack
Da ole almost broke my back
Then he's says as he leans over. ""Hear my name boys, remember it, it's..."".