Brandon Lambert - Vote for the Cooler Name! Lyrics

Vote for the cooler name
Vote for the cooler name
Democrat, Republican, it's all the same
Vote for the cooler name
Obama versus John McCain
I voted for the cooler name
John is cool, but Barack Hussein
God, what a cool name
I don't follow politics
I don't like to rock the boat
But I still exercise my right to vote
And then I vote for the cooler name
I treat voting like a game
I don't care about policy
I want cool names representing me
I preserve democracy
By voting for the cooler name
Vote for the cooler name
Vote for the cooler name
In elections local, state and national
Do the thing that's rational
And vote for the cooler name
Treat voting like a game
While the country's going up in flames
We need leaders with cool names
And if no name is cool enough
You can always write one in
You never know, there's a really
Really really small chance
They could win
Another Washington would be swell
So I'll write in Denzel
I know what you're gonna say
I'm throwing my precious vote away
But I'm not from a swing state so F off, hey
I'm gonna vote for the cooler name
The coolest president I proclaim
Was Calvin Coolidge
What a name
If you gotta hear a name
For the next four years
You might as well vote with your ears
We don't follow politics
We don't like to rock the boat
But we will exercise our
Constitutional right to vote
And then we vote for the cooler name
You may think we're insane
But remember no matter who you're voting for
There is guaranteed to be more
Debt debt debt and endless war
So vote for the ruler
With the cooler name
Vote for the cooler name
Vote