Brian Choon - Shat Lyrics

Woo, yuh, ay
Yung homo, gangbang
Ay ay ay ay ay ay, skrrt

I shat my f*cking pants, ay
Finna shit with my friends, ay
I shat my f*cking pants, ay
Brown shit out asshole, shit
I shat my f*cking pants, ay
I shat my f*cking pants, yuh
I shat my f*cking pants, wooo

Pull up to my crib
Get an urge to shit
Gotta purge dat ass, ay
Poppin pillies fast
I be smokin' grass
Hit the toilet door, yuh
Shit hit the floor
Call me the moor, ay
Black as a barbary horse
Throat sore voice turning coarse, ay yuh
Bring in the hearse
Kablam
Plip plop, dick flop
Show me that fat rump
Orange as pres trump
Get me that breast pump
I have a fetish
For that skin dish

I shat my f*cking pants, ay
Finna shit with my friends, ay
I shat my f*cking pants, ay
Brown shit out asshole, shit
I shat my f*cking pants, ay
I shat my f*cking pants, yuh
I shat my f*cking pants, wooo

In the beginning, I felt it leaking and seeping
Then straight up dripping and reeking
I knew something was wrong
Like Alvin Chong, the mess was in my shorts
I'd purport, that shit will be all my fault
Like Chan Poh Meng
Stumbling up to stand
All I could think about were my pants
My face be whiter than rico's medleys from fear
Quite the opposite of what it was like down here
Shit was darkening fast in my pants
Turning the shade of Amaladass
Stains being made the way shit does
Pushed a tee a bit too hard
Like karma for snacking on too much lard
All of this shit was my comeuppance
But deep down inside
I basked in that musk like Elon
As much as I enjoyed getting peed on
I preferred the feel of that
The appeal of crap
In my diaper pad
I was mesmerised by scat
But man, diarrhoea yes
That shit really be a mess
Nothing be more crash
You could see each splash
Yeah, that shit was appalling
But like a maverick case
I took my pants off and shat on Fredrick's face

I shat my f*cking pants, ay
Finna shit with my friends, ay
I shat my f*cking pants, ay
Brown shit out asshole, shit
I shat my f*cking pants, ay
I shat my f*cking pants, yuh
I shat my f*cking pants, wooo

Nigga relieved himself
Dick small like an elf, ay
Now I gotta clean up
This shit you can't f*ck up
Now follow me
On the count of three
Use a toilet roll
Like voters at a poll
A mess gnaws at your soul
Wipe the edge, don't make a nigga retch
Always use three-ply, no regrets

I shat my f*cking pants, ay
Finna shit with my friends, ay
I shat my f*cking pants, ay
Brown shit out asshole, shit
I shat my f*cking pants, ay
I shat my f*cking pants, yuh
I shat my f*cking pants, wooo
I shat my f*cking pants, ay

Woo, yung homo, yuh
Woo, ay
Gangbang, gangbang, gangbang, gangbang
Ay, ay, skrrt
I shat my f*cking pants, ay