(Performed by Nautica, La Cienega and Bridget)
Nautica:
theres a saying that I learned
passed down through centuries
which translated from the
french means 'sista please!'
girl, you're special --
you're rough, yeah, but you're a gem
and if people haven't seen it
well, hey! that's on them!
so, you got a little baby fat --
it ain't no thing, yeah
look at twig! he's down with that!
it ain't no thing, yeah!
why walk around
like you're made of asbestos
when twig loves your eyes,
your thighs and your breastis?
so shake like jello on a spring --
it ain't no thing, yeah!
it ain't no thing!
La Cienega:
oh whoa, some kids used to tease me
and put me through hell --
some people are mean
La Cienega / Nautica:
but most people mean well
its just their thinkin' -- is stinkin'
La Cienega:
and a little outdated
or maybe they're merely unedumecated!
got pretty eyes but thunder thighs --
it ain't no thing, yeah!
i'm daddy's little big surprise!
it ain't no thing, yeah!
love who you are
and the world will adore you --
and the couple that don't
at least they can't ignore you!
now boys all want to buy me bling --
it ain't no thing, yeah!
Nautica / Ensemble: na na na! hey, hey! na na na! Hey, hey!
La Cienega: it ain't no thing! yeah!
Ensemble: na na na! hey, hey! na na na! Hey, hey!
La Cienega:
dont walk away and leave cases unopened
when you're playing 'Deal or No Deal'
Ensemble girls: no deal!
Nautica: and don't you just take little pieces of life
La Cienega / Nautica: treat yourself to the seven course meal!
Bridget: oh, oh! i've been hatin' on myself unnecessarily
Ensemble: no no no!
Bridet:
im here to state
i'm feelin' great
celebratin' me!
Ensemble: yeah yeah!
Bridget:
i've got a big butt
well so what?
it's good as any other
and i think of you as sisters
from another mother!
yeah i got some junk up in my
trunk (back it on up!)
it ain't no thing, yeah!
twig thinks im sexy -- who'd a thunk? (you better think!)
let freedom ring, yeah!
i'm through hesitating time to get off the pot!
All:
you can give love
you can get love
long as you love what you got!
Bridget:
im gonna french kiss
with tongue
like i dreamed i'd do
and not just with my pillow
but with you-know-who
Nautica: you got the spirit now girl, dang!
La Cienega: look at all the joy you brang!
Bridget:
now I'm gonna end it with a bang
Ensemble: whoo!
Bridget: it ain't no thang!
Ensemble:
na na na na, hey hey --
na na na na, hey hey --
Bridget:
i mean it ain't no thing!
Ensemble:
na na na! hey hey!
na na na! hey hey!
Bridget: no, it ain't no thing!
Ensemble: no, it ain't
All: no, it ain't
Nautica:
now you go find that boy and
tell him you are free Friday night.
Bridget: gosh, darnit, i will!
La Cienega: language, honey child, please
Bridget: it ain't no thing!