Well, my kids are loud and rowdy, I need a little peace,
So I grabbed a shock collar, turned the volume down at least,
When I'm in a hurry, I park where I please,
Two, maybe three spaces, ain't no big deal to me.
They say these things are frowned upon, but I don't really care,
I can live with being frowned at, no problem, I swear,
You can shake your head and wag your finger at me too,
But I'll keep on doin' what I wanna do.
When folks walk slow, I'm pushin' past, gotta get on by,
To the front of the line for my whiskey supply,
I'll taste before I buy, don't care if they see,
I'll know what I'm getting, and that's just fine by me.
They say these things are frowned upon, but I don't really care,
I can live with being frowned at, no problem, I swear,
You can shake your head and wag your finger at me too,
But I'll keep on doin' what I wanna do.
When nature calls in the pool, I ain't leavin' to find a stall,
Just a little bit of water, won't hurt anyone at all,
And if the girl's real fit, I might stray a bit,
But don't you worry, I'll come home when I quit.
They say these things are frowned upon, but I don't really care,
I can live with being frowned at, no problem, I swear,
You can shake your head and wag your finger at me too,
But I'll keep on doin' what I wanna do.
If the movie's trash, I'm gettin' my money back,
No shame in asking, just call me a hack,
And when it comes to gifts, I'd rather have cash,
Don't need more socks or ties that'll end up in the trash.
They say these things are frowned upon, but I don't really care,
I can live with being frowned at, no problem, I swear,
You can shake your head and wag your finger at me too,
But I'll keep on doin' what I wanna do.
So when slow Sunday drivers get in my way,
I'll honk and flip the bird without delay,
You can frown all you want, I'm gonna roll on,
'Cause I can live with being frowned upon!
They say these things are frowned upon, but I don't really care,
I can live with being frowned at, no problem, I swear,
You can shake your head and wag your finger at me too,
But I'll keep on doin' what I wanna do.
They say these things are frowned upon, but I don't really care,
I can live with being frowned at, no problem, I swear,
You can shake your head and wag your finger at me too,
But I'll keep on doin' what I wanna do.
Yep I'll keep on doin' what I wanna do.