Buck Wrangler - Ricky The Horse of My Dreams Lyrics

Well, I got a horse named Ricky Martin, he's my trusty pal,
We ride through the desert, chasin' sunsets for a while,
With his mane blowin' in the breeze, and his hooves hittin' the ground,
Ain't no better feelin' than when Ricky's around.

Whoa, Ricky, you're more than just a steed,
You're the only kinda company a cowboy really needs,
We gallop through the night, oh yeah, it feels so right,
I swear I love you more than my dear old wife.

Now my wife, she didn't get it, thought it was just a phase,
But I told her, "Honey, Ricky's here to stay:"
She got mad when he slept at the foot of our bed,
Said, "It's me or the horse," so I picked Ricky instead.

Whoa, Ricky, you're more than just a friend,
With your shiny coat that never seems to end,
I don't need no lovin' from anyone else,
When Ricky's by my side, I feel like my best self.

Now things are gettin' stranger, folks around here talk,
But they ain't seen nothing like Ricky's sexy walk.
And that tongue, oh man, it's rough but nice,
I swear when he licks me, it's a little slice of paradise

My wife, she packed up, said, "I can't take no more,
I ain't sharin' no bed with that dang horse of yours!"
But Ricky don't judge, he don't never complain,
Except when it rains - oh, he don't like the rain.

Whoa, Ricky, you're the apple of my eye,
With your tight buttocks and your coat so fly,
I never thought a cowboy could feel this way,
But with you, Ricky, it's a whole new day.

So l'Il keep ridin', me and Ricky all alone,
Who needs a wife when you got a
Stallion at home?
Yeah, his tongue's like sandpaper, but oh it's so good
Ricky Martin's the love of this misunderstood cowboy's world.

Yup, the wife left... but I reckon Ricky and I are just fine.