Come on come on hurry up Harry come on
Come on come on hurry up Harry come on
We're going down the pub
We're going down the pub
Now listen here Harry if we're going down the pub
You'd better tell your mum and dad and finish up your grub
I wish you'd listen to me
No, I don't want a cup of tea
Your telling me to grow up but Harry don't you see
If I tried to act my age I wouldn't be me
We never do anything
So now's the time to begin