Chamillionaire - Lap Dance Lyrics

Hold ass, Hoes ask for a lap dance
I'm tossin mo trash than a trashman with a trashcan
Lew Hawk just started a business on Gulf Bank with that man
Delivers mo bricks than a freethrow from shaq's hand
Chamillionaire knows guys, and Hollywood Clique make dough rise
When spinnin' on wheels of fortune, the chopper is yo prize
If you tryna compliment elbows and the way the spokes ride
You can see clear, I got glasses like a man with four eyes
Wise like four wise guys, that's nice, but what else?
Screens fall like the pants on the man jumping with no belt
Screens fall like a crippled man tryna get up with no help
If u was me, you would Ooo!, be impressin' yo-self
Hoes melt like an ice cream sundae, when I'm posted up on Sunday
On MLK in a Hundai, I could still live with ya honey
If she yellow as the cheddar on some macaroni
Betta ask yo homie, I'll take her whether you strapped or phony
At the Shoney's, in in the pool with ya darlin'
Me, Paul and Hawk ballin', Spider Man chrome crawlin'
Come through ya t.v. screens fallin' showin green like a garden
No buffet at olive garden, beg my damn pardon
Them boys in Orleans be throwin fights and riots
Let's have a moment of silence while they show you some violence
I know boys with dirt work, like a washing appliance
If you see a triple beam, then it isnt... [Scratches Out]