Charles Bronson - Diet Rootbeer Lyrics

You stabbed me in the back you f*cking jerk
Don't try to deny it, it just makes it worse
Your f*cking actions are so cheap
You talked about me when I went to sleep
But surprise, surprise I heard your f*cking punk ass!

Please explain to me why I'm so f*cked
What did I do to lose your trust?
When I talked about you I was always sincere
So just put that thing in my back just a little deeper!

What the f*ck? You say I'm weird
Should I kick back and have a beer?
Mousse my hair? Smoke some hash?
Or lay around all day on my ass
just like you? Then I'd be cool!

What did I do to make you dislike me so?
I thought we were tight after all those pornos
When I talked about you I was always sincere
So f*ck no, you can't have any of my diet rootbeer!