Charles Bronson - I Can't Be Friends With You Because You Like Epitaph Lyrics

Crappy bands you can buy in the mall
If I had more fingers I could count them all
Boring jockcore that all sounds the same
Cashing in under one big name

Airwalk shoes
Baggy shorts
Baseball hats
Stupid dorks

F*ck you if you still think NOFX is the best
while you wear that ugly eyeball shirt on your chest
So turn on MTV, and turn up Q101
and just hold still while I spit on you and run

Airwalk shoes
Baggy shorts
Baseball hats
I hate it all
It makes me
wanna
f*ckin' smash my
stereo against the wall