Charles Bronson - The Great Pet Rock Comeback Lyrics

There's a collection of rocks inside my house
and don't f*ckin' ask me why they're there
cuz they don't do much else but smoke and watch
TV and smoke some more and then comb their f*cking hair

and in 20 years from now
I can see them all fat and old
sitting around all day
in front of a dozen talk shows in a f*cking row
and bitching about how their lousy ? jobs
are so f*cking miserable

I don't wanna be a stagnant rock
I wanna life
and I don't wanna drinking buddy
or play f*cking pool all night with the other bar flies

Yeah, you can sit here forever and collect dust
cuz it's all you f*ckin' need
Once the novelty's worn off
you just look like normal rocks to me