Chico And Groucho Marx - Everyone Says I Love You Lyrics

[Zeppo]
Everyone says I love you
The cop on the corner and the burglar too,
The preacher in the pulpit and the man in the pew says I love you.

Everyone, no matter who,
The folks over 80 and the kid of 2,
The captain and the sailor and the rest of the crew
Says I love you.

There are only 8 little letters in this phrase, you'll find.
But they mean lot more than all the other words, combined.

Everywhere, the whole world through,
The king in the palace, and the peasant too,
The tiger in the jungle and the monk in the zoo,
Says I love you.

[Chico]
Everyone Says I Love You
The great big mosquito when he stings you
The fly when he gets stuck on the fly paper too says
I Love You

Every time the cow says moo
She makes the bull-a very happy too
The rooster when he hollers cock-a-doodle-doodle-doo
says I Love You

Christopher Columbus he write
the Queen of Spain a very nice little note
He write "I Love You, baby"
and then he gets himself a great big boat
He's a wise guy.
What do you think Columbus do
When he come here in 1492
He said to Pocahontas "Acki Vachi Vachi Voo,
"That means "You little son of a gun, I Love You."

[Groucho]
Everyone says I love you
But just what they say it for I never knew
It's just inviting trouble for the poor sucker who
says I love you.

Take a pair of rabbits who
Get stuck on each other and begin to woo
And pretty soon you'll find a million more rabbits who
Say I love you

When the lion gets feeling frisky
And begins to roar
There's another lion who knows just what he's roaring for

Everything that ever grew
The goose and the gander and the gosling too
The duck upon the water when he feels that way too
says [Quack Quack Quack]

[Thanks to aclasse for correcting these lyrics]