Children - A Bit Of Nonsense Lyrics

A canner exceedingly canny,

One morning remarked to his granny:

A canner can can anything that he can,

But a canner can't can a can, can he?



There was a young man so benighted,

He didn't know when he was slighted,

But went to the party and ate just as hearty

As tho' he'd been duly invited.