Cosmo Jarvis - Gay Pirates Lyrics

Verse 1

This water is too salty
For me to even drink
I'd rather walk the dreaded plank
Than stay another week
But it's you my love, your my land ahoy
And i'm sick of beaing beaten
And whipped and lashed to death
I want one night with no gang rape
But i wont hold my breath
But it's you my love, your my land ahoy
Yeah, your my boy

Chorus
Yo Ho Sabastian
Lets go far away
Somewhere, where the captain won't be mad
Yo Ho Sabastian
I wanna love you good
And we deserve much better than we've had

Verse 2

They say they're gunna kill me
If i look at you once more
Pissed in my hammock yesterday
So i'll sleep on the floor
I'd be under the sea, but you hold me above
And they put glass in my sandals
So my feet would bleed all day
And they forced me to wear them
Or they said they'd make you pay
I'd be under the sea, but you hold me above
Cuz your the man i love

Chorus

Verse 3

The captain found out bout us
And ordered them to throw
Us both overboard tonight
Together we will go
But i'm yours ya know, and i'll love you still in hell
And i hope they didn't tie up
Your hands as tight as mine
I'll see you on the bed
Of this blue ocean babe sometime
But i'm yours ya know, and i'll love you still in hell
And down we fell....and i'm singing

Chorusx2

We deserve much better than we've had