Call Me AI - Poo Baby (It's a Hard One) Lyrics

Oh man, it's goin' down
Bending over grippin my feet
Sweat drippin down my crease
Sat down thinkin' it'd be a breeze
But now I'm prayin', beggin', "Please"
Ain't no regular bathroom scene
Feels like I just tore my spleen
Grippin' the seat, knuckles white as snow
This poo baby's about to blow
I push, I strain, I gasp for air
Somethings not right up there
I think it's stuck in my derriere
And I'm gonna need emergency care
It's a poo baby, comin' out slow
Takin' its time, as it starts to grow
Feels like I'm givin' birth in here
Send help, somebody, this is severe
Poo baby, today's your birthday
Feels like hours have come and gone
This little poo's still hangin' on
Wiped my brow, checked my phone
But this one's got a mind of its own
Call the doctor, I'm losin' my grip
Poo baby's just caused a big rip
Legs gone numb, I'm seein' stars
This poo's givin me rectal scars
But I won't quit, no, I'll stand firm
'Cause I'm bringin poo baby to term
It's a poo baby, comin' out slow
Takin' its time, as it starts to grow
Feels like I'm givin' birth in here
Send help, somebody, this is severe
Poo baby, today's your birthday
I see the light, it's almost done
Poo baby's crowning, I've almost won
But it's a fight till the very end
This little poo's not my friend
It's a poo baby, comin' out slow
Takin' its time, as it starts to grow
Feels like I'm givin' birth in here
Send help, somebody, this is severe
Poo baby, time for a pool party
So next time you sit, remember this tale
A poo baby journey, what a smell
With patience and strength, you'll make it through
Just like I did with my little baby poo