Call Me AI - The Cosmic Toothbrush Tango Lyrics

The moon brushed its teeth with a comet's tail
While the stars did a jig in the cosmic gale

I met a squid in a bowler hat sipping on root beer tea
He said "Come join my dance troupe we tango in the sea"
We twirled with the planets dipped with the breeze
While the jellyfish hummed a tune composed by distant trees

Oh the Cosmic Toothbrush Tango we're spinning in the sky
With Saturn on percussion and Jupiter's moons on high
The walrus plays the banjo while Venus sings along
We're brushing through the universe to this bizarre old song

A toaster flew by on a rainbow stream
Dropping golden toast in this technicolor dream
The wind played chess with a cloud of mist
While I slow-danced with gravity under an asteroid's fist

Oh the Cosmic Toothbrush Tango we're spinning in the sky
With Saturn on percussion and Jupiter's moons on high
The walrus plays the banjo while Venus sings along
We're brushing through the universe to this bizarre old song

Time melted like butter on the edge of a plate
As I juggled the seasons in a quantum-state
The mountains applauded the rivers did sway
And a talking cactus whispered "Hey have a nice day"

Oh the Cosmic Toothbrush Tango we're spinning in the sky
With Saturn on percussion and Jupiter's moons on high
The walrus plays the banjo while Venus sings along
We're brushing through the universe to this bizarre old song

So if you ever find yourself lost in space or time
Just grab a toothbrush hop on a rhyme
The Cosmic Tango's waiting in the starry abyss
With a squid in a bowler hat who's sure not to miss