Cameron Beatty - I Listen to the TV Lyrics

Oh well come on in Ted and Sarah
You just gotta come check out this
Handy dandy new invention I got
It's this little electric box here
That when all these shows come on
They have this little dude on there
And that little dude he'll just tell you
Exactly what to think and then
I don't even have to use my brain
I like to base my life
Off the guy on channel 5
I know he knows what to do
With his fancy news crew
I bet he knows what's right
More than my friends
Or my wife
So I will just sit and stare
Cause you know I don't really care
I listen to the TV
It knows what's best for me
Yeah
Well if it told me to leave my family
I sure would do it gladly
Cause if it was wrong to
The TV would tell me not to
So if you don't agree
I'll contact the local PD
So you should listen to me
Cause I listen to the TV
I listen to the TV
It knows what's best for me
I said I listen to the TV
I base my whole life off of it
It knows what's best for me