Canal Pop - Cool in Japan Lyrics

I never know what's trendy at the east coast
I don't dress in the style of LA
I guess I'm far too wild for Canadians
My teeth are far too straight for being in the UK
I wish I could find my place in the sun
I wish I could look good like Duran Duran

I'm too sweaty for going to Australia
I don't fit in the beach in Brazil
In Moscow they think I'm from Siberia
People laugh at my accent when I'm in Madrid
Maybe I should try in Afghanistan
I wish I could look good like Duran Duran

I don't mind, I don't mind 'cause I'm cool in Japan
I don't mind, I don't mind, I don't mind at all.
I don't mind, I don't mind 'cause I'm hot in Japan
And I'm blessed by the rising sun.

I never play live in Buenos Aires
The Germans say my music's too soft (it's not krautrock)
They dress in many colors in Zaire
In China it's OK but they like rock and roll
I wish I had style, other people can
I wish I could look good like Duran Duran

I don't mind, I don't mind 'cause I'm cool in Japan
I don't mind, I don't mind, I don't mind at all.
I don't mind, I don't mind 'cause I'm hot in Japan
And I'm blessed by the rising sun.

Let's do some sumo
At the sound of the gong
Well I feel like a geisha
Is it right or is it wrong?

I don't mind, I don't mind 'cause I'm cool in Japan
I don't mind, I don't mind, I don't mind at all.
I don't mind, I don't mind 'cause I'm hot in Japan
And I'm blessed by the rising sun.