Carl Gene - Suicide Note Lyrics

If I die, I blame Carl Updike
I love you Carl S(mith)
I'm sorry and I wish you happiness
Girls go somewhere safe and be your best
If I have any money it goes to Carl S(mith)
The jewelry goes to the girls, and anything Carl S(mith) wants he gets
Carl Updike verbally abusive
He told me to rot in hell
And I am just like his boss that he hates
And all because he didn't want to be embarrassed by his tiny bikini
He told me I'm turning the girls away from him
He expects me to do for him, but he doesn't return
He blames me for everything and is never at fault
He gets nothing don't waste money just cremate me
I understand why James and Elena left him
Carl Updike has anger issues
Carl Updike has anger issues
Girls I want to move in with their Aunt Chrissy
I renewed vows in hopes things would get better but didn't
I'm tired of life
I don't want Karissa anywhere near my funeral
She is to blame too
I'm not good enough for anyone
I hope I die
I don't want life support
I hope Carl Updike gets what he deserves