Lived off the smell of an oily rag for most of my life
I've lived the highest highs, I've seen the toughest strife
One of these days I'll shuffle off, cos that's the way it goes
But I refuse to die from pickin' my nose
I put my finger in my schnoz and I twisted it around
I get that booger under my nail and then I pull it out
A river of blood came pourin' out and splashin on my toes
There's no way I'll die from pickin' my nose
Excavate, excavate, get that booger out!
Olfactory decongestion is what we're on about
Excavate, excavate, get that nostril clear!
Nasal passage clarity is what we hold most dear
I went into the hospital with blood upon my beard
My missus came and said you make that ugly thing disappear
I shrugged and did as I was told, cos that's the way it goes
I lost my beard from pickin' my nose
Excavate, excavate, get that booger out!
Olfactory decongestion is what we're on about
Excavate, excavate, get that nostril clear
Nasal passage clarity is what we hold most dear
I went to the Olympic Games to try and claim the gold
The fastest pick of the biggest booger comes home with the gold
A juicy nugget from my nostril made the crowd explode
Fame and glory from pickin' my nose
Excavate, excavate, get that booger out Olfactory decongestion is what we're on about
Excavate, excavate, get that nostril clear Nasal passage clarity is what we hold most dear
Lived off the smell of an oily rag for most of my life
I've lived the highest highs, I've seen the toughest stride
One of these days I'll shuffle off, cos that's the way it goes
But I refuse to die from pickin', sometimes it's finger lickin' good
There's no way I'll die from pickin' my nose