Penis Video (MV)

I never really gave it a name, maybe it or maybe wayne
Like having a piece of wood between my legs
I didn't mind what it could do, I'll give her one, I'll give her two
But I knew deep down there had to be a better way
Oh whoa whoa
Last night I tried to suck my, last night I tried
I couldn't quite reach, but I want to try again
Last night I tried to suck my, last night I tried
Okay, you can chop it off, just make it quick
One day I stepped on a plane, to the land of smiles for certain pain
Or in layman's terms, a sex change
Three weeks later I came back, glistening jewellery box inside my lap
My newest possession, Imelda was her name
Oh whoa whoa
Last night I tried to suck my, last night I tried
I couldn't quite reach, but I want to try again
Last night I tried to suck my, last night I tried
Okay, you can chop it off, just make it quick
I remember the moment, I was down for the count
On the floor two piles of clothes, a bright way forward, a dark way out
Last night I tried to suck my own penis, I couldn't quite reach, but I want to try again
Last night I tried to suck my, last night I tried
Okay, you can chop it off, just make it quick
Last night I tried to suck my own penis, I couldn't quite reach, but I want to try again
Ambivalence seems to be the way I feel about this part of me
Okay, you can chop it off, just make it quick
Okay, you can chop it off, just make it quick
It's time I said goodbye to my old friend...