Cassy Judy - The Toe-Sucking Texan Strikes Again! Lyrics

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I was at home, soaking in the tub
And this creature crawled in through the door
Naked body, on the tiles
I was gonna get it, for sure
Then I feel a soft, moist presence on my toes
It feels so good, just enjoy it, I suppose
What on earth's going on, my friend?
The toe-sucking Texan strikes again
I was in bed, just minding my own
Curled up with a novel, switched off my phone
Then all a sudden, there's a presence round my bed
I hear strange noises, see the top of his head
Oh my god, could this be the end?
The toe-sucking Texan strikes again
I never knew it could feel so magic
The things he does to my phalanges
I give him food, so he hangs around
Until it's toe-sucking time in my house
Oh my god, I've made a new friend
The toe-sucking Texan strikes again
He's got a brother, he's willing to lend
The toe-sucking Texan strikes again
I'm in the middle of a toe-sucking sesh
There's a knock on the door, I hear a yell
They say, hey, what's he doing at your house?
It's toe-sucking time, so come on, come on out
The neighborhood's in uproar over him
The toe-sucking Texan strikes again
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It's about that time I contend
The toe-sucking Texan strikes again
I never knew it could feel so magic
The things he does to my phalanges
I give him food so he hangs around
Til it's toe-sucking time at my house
He's got a brother he's willing to lend
The toe-sucking Texan strikes again
I've got a feeling we're more than friends
The toe-sucking Texan strikes again
He's got a franchise he's hoping to extend
The toe-sucking Texan strikes again
Ain't no doubt about it!