C.F.T.C. - Life Sux Lyrics

Meet a man who's just apart the story
Quick to judge he's all about the glory
Pretty little wife we all know as
Horrny
Little does he know his life's about to end
All cause of that little bitch
Life Can't Get Much Worse
Life suxs
Like Thelma Louise
Life suxs
Getting stung by a bee
Life suxs
Like Capone got free
Life suxs
It can't get much worse
He found out and she left him
Took his money took his pets and keys
Took his everything
If you think that's bad you ain't heard the rest
Life Can't Get Much Worse
Life suxs
Like Bonnie and Clyde
Life suxs
Getting f*cked in the eye
Life suxs
Like getting on puss
Life suxs
It can't get much worse
He got a call from work
He lost his job for
Touching the owners things
What he didn't know
His boss is bringing her
He can't comprehend
Why his life suxs
Life can't get much worse
Get him a beer
Now he lives on the streets f*cked up is when he's having fun
Begging for change
When his wife gets f*cked by the company
Life suxs
Life suxs
Life suxs
Life suxs
Life suxs
Life suxs
Life suxs
Life suxs
Life suxs
Like Courtney and Kurt
Life suxs
Like going to work
Life suxs
Like having no beer
Life suxs
It can't get much worse
Life suxs
Life suxs
Life suxs
Life suxs
Life suxs
Now he lives off mc chickens and 40s