Four Bundy Rum's at the RSL
Three BB's at the aerodrome
Two lines of gak in the car park
One long neck for the drive home
Drunk and disorderly
Drunk and disorderly
Drunk and disorderly
Drunk and disorder
Four swigs of gin at the bus stop
Three pints of Guinness at the bowls club
Two seven-fifties in a double brown bag
One shot of Fireball at the pub
Drunk and disorderly
Drunk and disorderly
Drunk and disorderly
Drunk and disorder
Relaxation, mood alteration
Boredom leads to intoxication
Relaxation, mood alteration
Boredom leads to intoxication
Drunk and disorderly
Drunk and disorderly
Drunk and disorderly
Drunk and disorderly