If no material object can travel
At or beyond the speed of light
Then, there's a great deal of things
In the world that are understandable
Quantitatively, in detail, the universe makes sense
If it were possible to travel
Faster than the speed of light
Then, all of that... that comprehensibility breaks down
There are a lot of awquard things that can happen
Such as effects preceeding causes
There was a young lady named Bright
Who could travel faster than the light
She set up one day in a relative way
And returned the preceeding night