I can't stand conversating with people
Who can't let their pride go
Annoying egos from the prideful
Open your ears
I'm about do another flow
Chesspnoi, that's me so here so I go
Hello, my skin is brown, but I'm yellow
Mellow man ace's bitch wasted his dinero
He shouldn't have dated a chic who was a zero
I repeat a lot of shit in my lyrics
My wife is sick of it
She tired of hearing it
Like a mild earthquake; my haters might feel it
Don't give a shit about crowd-pleasing bars and lines
This is how I construct my raps all the time
But f*ck you, I'm doing just fine
Got cataracts
Two injured shoulders
High blood pressure
I'm such a mess sir..the doc advised me to get a monitor
Use it like a freaking thermometer
But did you know I like to play my trumpet and harmonica
I sip on whiskey and gin
I need more Excedrin
I'm paying more attention to my prescription... And blood flow
Had to convert from lisinopril
To losartan; and the doc added loratadine
I take those with my Bayer; let me breathe the air
Excuse me for a bit; I need to say a prayer
Lord, keep me strong with the medications I'm on
Just wana be happy and healthy God
It's a damn struggle for me to hold my tongue
Can't forgive everyone for what they've done
Don't wana hit the smart stupids over words mom
If karmas slow, feel like I should be the one
And what they put me through
Want them to live it too
In my head I'm still like f*ck all of you
They can go to hell; I been through it
Nobody knew it; not for public to hear it
I know some type a girly men with bitch fits
Men that spit venom I already knew it
Give them a dildo so they can suck on it
They can eat it and also get f*cked on it
You conceited f*cks can eat a f*cking big fat dick doggonit
I don't' want to be friends with any narcissists
Argue about religion, stupid shit or politics
I just don't have any f*cking time for it
Water-walkers got this unconsciousness
Oblivious about their competence
Too freaking Obvious what their egos represent
And a stupid f*cking way trying to be relevant
Stupid f*cking way trying to be relevant
F*ck all you narcissists and prima donnas with the pride of MOAB
You all can eat a fat one
Everyone and their mothers trying to get their swole-on
My wife really thinks that I'm a f*cking moron
What about dudes at the gym with their f*cking cologne on
When I leave the house she reminds me to keep my phone on
And then she warns me to behave and keep my clothes on
F*ck being politically correct
I love being so wrong
I never really had sex on any of my birthdays
It's abstinence on Wednesday stop calling it a hump day
I guess all that texting is really our foreplay
Hmmm what kind of emoji I want to send her today
A lot of rappers still talking about having blue jays
My sex life is really like an April Fool's day
I still wanna strangle people with my f*cking shoelace
Not a fan of arrogant stupids and their kool-aid
They all have the epitome of a fool's face
I love drinking firewater on a cool day