CHiNK MONeY - TiGeR UPPeRCUT Lyrics

Yeah, I've been sittin' in the motherf*ckin' crib playin' video games all the motherf*ckin' day
F*ck all that shit
I'm about to take this shit to the street for real, motherf*cka, know what I'm sayin'

I'm malicious
I got calluses on my thumbs from smashin' you punk-ass bitches
Who want war? Who wanna play me in some fightin' games?
You can call me Raiden, the way that I make lightning rain

Down upon you, tell me what you gon' do
I've seen the Matrix forty f*ckin' times, I know kung fu
I karate with Mr. Miyagi while sippin' on sake and hittin' on hotties

With big ol' titties
You tried to f*ck with me
I put my foot up your ass and now you feelin' shitty
What a pity, you don't wanna get stomped, hoe
And feel the wrath of a twenty-hit combo

Punch, kick, jump, punch, punch, kick
That's what you gon' get for talkin' a bunch of dumb shit
I'm from another realm, step through my portal
And I will spin kick your monkey ass like Eddie Gordo

So you shouldn't come near, I reckon
I'm goin' off of 14 years of Tekken
What's my mentality? Assault and battery
You wanna battle me? It will result in fatalities

And casualties
Dismantle these
Fags who think they can even hold a candle to Chink
You challenging me? I can see your rattling knees
How the f*ck do you expect to ever handle a beast?

Any motherf*cker
Any motherf*cker test me
Any motherf*cker
Any motherf*cker
I said any motherf*cker
Any motherf*cker test me
Tiger uppercut straight to the testes

Any motherf*cker
Any motherf*cker test me
Any motherf*cker
Any motherf*cker
I said any motherf*cker
Any motherf*cker test me
Tiger uppercut straight to the testes

I'm a soldier with a chip on his shoulder
Don't make me drop this controller and beat you with a stroller
With a baby still in it, I'm demented
Cheat codes made my ammo infinite

So it's rat-tat-tat-tat, rat-tat-tat-tat
Feel the swing of my baseball bat against your back
Talk smack and get slapped, you jab and I'll snap
And shove your head halfway up your ass crack

Then take it out and call you Crappy McPoopins
And laugh
Then blast you with a nasty Hadouken
Chanman is too sick, yeah man I'm ruthless
But don't be fooled cause I'm built like a used toothpick

Skinny motherf*cker, uppercut your nose off
Knock you out cold and piss on you while you doze off
You catching Z's while I'm testing my weaponry
Uppercut to your nuts, give your ass a vasectomy

Any motherf*cker
Any motherf*cker test me
Any motherf*cker
Any motherf*cker
I said any motherf*cker
Any motherf*cker test me
Tiger uppercut straight to the testes

Any motherf*cker
Any motherf*cker test me
Any motherf*cker
Any motherf*cker
I said any motherf*cker
Any motherf*cker test me
Tiger uppercut straight to the testes

And now you can't have children
And now you can't have children
And now you can't have children
And now you can't have children