Chive Giants - Homer the Stoner Lyrics

I used to know some boner called Home of the stoner
We used to be friends til' he was a piss and moaner
You lie and manipulate, we hung out just for fun
You missed our show cause you got drunk and
Got yourself DUMB

Heard your new band play last night, spewing dogshit tunes
Your music gives me diarrhea, like a box of prunes
Your porno-stache grew from your ass and made you look like Flanders
You sippin' shots of Bacardi while no one takes a gander
Was the crayon in your brain, making you act flighty
I'll feed to my fish for lunch and call the big one Bitey
Cloggin' up my feed, always talkin' how you're sober
Say what you want to me, you're just a motherf*cking stoner

Homer, Homer the stoner

Smell like shit
As you go get high
And you say you're clean
That's a f*cking lie

Homer, Homer the stoner

We used to be friends, We used to be buds
We were supposed to take on the world
Now I just wanna smack the teeth outta you're mouth

Homer, Homer the stoner