It's Christmas time again
But everybody's mad
Earthlings lost their chill again
And made me sad
And I could sit and wallow in the gloom
I guess I've done it for a year or two
Let me tell you something I would rather do
I wanna have Christmas on another planet
Let's party at a place that hasn't been wrecked yet
I wanna see how Martians deck their halls
Let's sing carols flying through Saturn's rings
Find out if Santa Claus is only our thing
We'll celebrate Christmas far away
Cuz I've absolutely had it with Earth today
It's Christmas time again
And chaos reigns
These terrestrial citizens
Make me ashamed
All of the things that we see on the news
Turning our super clever brains into ooze
There's a better path I think we all should choose
So let's have Christmas on another planet
Let's party at a place that hasn't been wrecked yet
I wanna see how Martians deck their halls
I wanna open presents under a Plutonian tree
Have a snowball fight on Neptune if anyone's free
Let's celebrate Christmas far away
Cuz I've absolutely had it with Earth today
We'll celebrate the coming of the Lord
By going to a place we've never ever been before
I wanna have Christmas on another planet
Let's party at a place that hasn't been wrecked yet
I wanna to see how Martians deck their halls
I wanna sip cocoa floating in the great red spot
Go sledding on Venus if it's not too hot
Anything to get away from this pale blue dot
A holiday that's somewhere out in space
Any friendly exoplanet that's not here sounds like a great place
To have a nice Christmas
A peaceful Christmas
So let's celebrate Christmas far away
Cuz I've absolutely had it with Earth today