I can handle a few beers
Every now and then
And I like my Coke
With a little bit of Jim
What the bartender hands me
Is easy to guzzle
But I get in trouble when I
Start shootin' doubles
When that whiskey glass is in my hand
You better watch out
Here comes Superman
My mouth writes checks
That my tail can't cash
Yeah I get in trouble
When I
When I start shootin' doubles
Through the smoke-filled room
I see my ex-girlfriend
And in the back of my mind
I think, "I should talk to her again"
About half-way over
I get grabbed by the shoulder
Her new man said, "Can I help you out?"
So I get real brave
Square right up
And I knock him straight in the mouth
When that whiskey glass is in my hand
You better watch out
Here comes Superman
My mouth writes checks
That my tail can't cash
Yeah I get in trouble
When I
When I start shootin' doubles
When I start shootin' doubles
And I was shootin' doubles
I woke up this mornin'
With a big shiner on my eye
And a call from my buddy
He said, "Man, you really did it this time"
I don't remember what all happened
After I let that first punch fly
Well I might be black and blue
But you should see that other guy
When that whiskey glass is in my hand
You better watch out
I turn into Superman
My mouth writes checks
That my tail can't cash
Yeah I get in trouble
When I
When I start shootin'
When that whiskey glass is in my hand
You better watch out
Here comes Superman
My mouth writes checks
That my tail can't cash
Yeah I get in trouble
When I
When I start shootin' doubles
When I start shootin' doubles
And I was shootin' doubles