Chris:
Puberty's gonna get me
No way to stop it now
I offer a plea
Just let me be
But puberty says no how
I'm just a ball of pimples and zits
I'm feeling funny inside
Puberty's going to goe me
And there's no where to run or to hide
Two years ago all my skin was clear
Nothings the same as it used to be
Now that I'm growing I'm watching Fox
'Cause i'm to old to watch ABC
In my pants there's alot of hair
Growing as if to spite me
My scrodum looks just like a werewolf
I'm scared that it might try to bite me
Ooooooo puberty's going to get me
There's nothing I can do
There's no one to blame
For all my shame
And noone that I can sue
After I turned from 12 to 13
O how I wish I had died
Puberty's going to get me
And there's nowhere to run or to hide
When I was younger I hated girls
They were to gushy and soft and cute
Now when I see one my legs get weak
And my wang makes a Hitler salute
Once I used to like Sheryl Crow
She was talented and plucky
But now that I'm older and wiser
I see that she's just really lucky
Ooooooo pubety's going to get me
I'm just completely screwed
I beg and I say please go away
And bother some other dude
Everyone says hey don't be a spaz
Just try and take it in stride
Puberty's going to get me
I can feel it deep down inside
I covered with fuzz
And I'm crying because
There's nowhere to run