Chris Morris - Stetson Hat Blues Lyrics

Me and my Stetson Hat went into town
Stood by the square and looked all around
And saw the man we was gonna take down
Me and my Stetson Hat went looking for a man
A man we knew had killed a woman with his bare hand
He killed her just because he thought he can
Me and my Stetson Hat had gone into town
Looking for a man named Mr. Lee or Mr. Brown
A man named 'Gonna Die' is all we found
Me and my Stetson Hat went up to this man
Introduced ourselves as polite as we can
And offered to kill him with our bare hand
Me and my Stetson Hat were standing by the square
Looking cold and hard at the killer standing there
And proceeded to hit him everywhere
Me and my Stetson Hat would not slow down
Not until this wicked man was beaten to the ground
We stopped when he could no longer make a sound

Me and my Stetson Hat got up to head back home
Feeling mighty proud that the seeds of justice had been sown
That the winds of law and order had been blown