The First Novell Lyrics

The first Novell
Got the whole market share,
So if NetWare was clumsy,
Then why should they care?
But today, their NetWare 4
Must be better than 3,
Or we'll move to LAN Server or
Windows NT.

Novell, Novell, Novell, Novell,
Please save our IS from networking hell.

(Repeat 3x)