I Saw Teacher Kissing Santa Chlorine Lyrics

I saw teacher kissing Santa Chlorine
Under the chemistree last night
They didn't sneak me down the periodic chart
To take a peek
At all the atoms reacting in their beakers;
It was neat.

And I saw teacher kissing Santa Chlorine
Under the chemistree so bright
Oh what a reaction there would have been
If the principal had walked in
With teacher kissing Santa Chlorine last night