Jingle Bells Prison Cells Lyrics

Jingle bells, prison cells
Felon all the way!
Oh what fun to pull a con
On the good ole USA.

Missile stuff, big pay off,
Loss of liberties.
He's the boss, it's not his loss,
But yours, you stupid twits.

A lie or two ago, I thought I'd tell a tale
And then an Intern almost got me into jail.
Hillary is mad, of course that's nothing new.
In fact, maybe a jail cell's best, if Monica's there, too.