Santa Claus Is Watching For DUIs Lyrics

You better not drink
And you better not drive,
You better not try
I'm telling you why...
The police are watching for you.

They're making you blow
And checking it twice.
Gonna find out who's
Naughty and nice...
The police are watching for you.

They see you when your're swerving.
They know when you are drunk.
They know if you've had one or ten
So be good for goodness sake.

Oh! You better not drink
And you better not drive,
You better not try
I'm telling you why...
The police are watching for you.