The Twelve Computing Days Of Christmas Lyrics

On the twelfth day of Christmas, computing gave to me

Twelve Green Card postings

Eleven e-mail flamings

Ten new Web sites

Nine-gigabyte disks

Eight-node SMPs

Seven erotic GIFs

Six new screensavers

Fifth version of Perl

Four color lasers

Three ATM lines

Two Power Macs

And .99 Pentiums for my PC.